January 2012
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oh hello, new favorite website celebrity networth →
my productivitynetworth just went down
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Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!: Tasteful Ways... →
This is already the best humor writing of 2012. I can smell it. Much like I can smell the freshly wet wood perfectly framing Lady Mary’s exquisite knockers. patrickcassels: People think “Downton Abbey” is too classy to do nudity. But if done tastefully the show totally could. Here are some respectful topless scenes I thought up. I spent a long time on these! William the footman...
Jan 10th
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ListenI’m not sure what I like more: Kirsten...
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December 2011
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November 2011
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good holy god, foreignwomen.com is a real website. →
while researching the comedic art form of peruvian clowning, i came across this website. i guess some charming entrepreneurs did not get the memo on human trafficking being a bad thing. also, fellas, if your only prerequisite for a dream date is that the woman be “foreign,” you deserve to be single. please remain miserable and alone. 
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October 2011
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Fun-lance #1: Cross Fire in “Talk to Me” @ the MoMA Part of the, er, joys of freelance is the ability to do fun things I wouldn’t otherwise be able to do in a traditional 9 to 5 job. Downtime is unpredictable, and these are things I do to make my ‘free’ time, ‘fun’ time.  After finishing a writing assignment this past Monday, I decided to take advantage...
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September 2011
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Sep 21st
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“We wake up, eat dessert, then sit. Breakfast in America today is disconnected...”
– My takeaway from this alternet article? If we all just go back to farming, then we can eat a pound of bacon for breakfast- GUILT-FREE. Count me in-sies.
Sep 20th
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booze lab.: To Love and Sorbet: Cocoa + Shiraz →
meet my latest project. now follow it!! the recipes, duh. that wasn’t some sad, lame attempt to get tumblr followers. so, you can stop thinking that if you were thinking that and start following!! the instructions for this great new recipe. ah, crap follow the blog too. boozelab: My inaugural booze lab recipe was inspired by one dominating factor: what do I already have in my kitchen....
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ThreadBanger: Threadbanger Is Back! →
Maybe this will finally get me to be fashionable. Well, maybe. threadbanger: Grab your pinking shears, because Threadbanger is back and it’s back with a BANG…er. Bad pun aside, Corinne Leigh of Threadbanger fame is revamping her DIY gospel and she’s invited some friends to help spread the good word. Whether a seamstress, stylista or fan – you will find all walks of DIY…
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August 2011
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Aug 30th
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i don’t know why i waited so long to watch this - but honestly, i’m glad i waited. this was a great way to start my week. with laughter. real laughter. no but seriously, i loved this a whole lot. dangurewitch: Hardly Working: LOL. David and I do a lot of IMing each other from 3 feet apart, and the audible vs. silent LOL issue has come very close to tearing our friendship asunder.
Aug 29th
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The strangest thing happened to me last night.... →
…it involved being possessed by a Russian existentialist author and the lifetime channel. i know what you’re thinking, but no, meredith baxter-birney was not involved. 
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Listen this song always reminded me of rain. in a good...
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Lot18 Blog: Beat the Heat with Winesicles →
getting drunk was never so cool*** ***it’s still not that cool lot18: Laura Turner Garrison, Editor, Lot18 We’ve still got a long way to go before Labor Day, folks. Heat has decided to summer in your backyard this year, and you just have to make do. So why not combine relaxation and refreshment when you’re looking to cool down? I’m talking about none other than…
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July 2011
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