slowly losing my mindgrapes

All I want for Christmas is this video to be the #1 most-viewed video on YouTube. 

Can the non-Mariah-believer pagans please explain to me why it isn’t already? 

it’s that time again

because there still won’t be snow in africa this year at christmas time. actually, is this a scientifically sound statement? did anyone ever confirm the african climate is incapable of producing frozen precipitation anywhere on the continent?